samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: sextmejustinbieber)

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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

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curiouslymistook:

healthycomfyhappy:

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

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bbenjaminn:

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

Lmao this is beautiful

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nellie-elizabeth:

fucktearseatpizza:

dblack77:

girlsjustwannahavefunds:

insanity-in-motion:

romanticizing-death:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

gifcraft:

Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.

I held my breath at the last one.

IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT

i’d say this is a very effective message

Reblogging again.

Whoa!

..

Yikes

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beyperfect:

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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all right, you’ve convinced me. 

the last one is up in our english classroom hahaha

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight)

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hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

2 Sep 14 // + 435339
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bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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2 Sep 14 // + 33987
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proclone-myrtle-tyrell:

when the teacher calls your name for attendanceimage

2 Sep 14 // + 253
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I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

(Source: acquirethetaste)

2 Sep 14 // + 76956
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bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

2 Sep 14 // + 17908
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donthatemecusimbeautiful:

Doug Locke - #ThisCouldBeUs

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lilyrabesource:

Lily Rabe at Behind the Scenes of the SEMINAR on Broadway Photo Shoot

2 Sep 14 // + 257
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ultrafunnypictures:

She sat like this for a good ten minutes, and couldn’t understand why I was laughing so hard

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crystalline-:

If you’ve never experienced the really dark and deep lows of love, then you can never really experience the real highs of love. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Just to know that I am capable of feeling that strongly about another person… that knocks me out.

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